Yesterday, I played the most incredible course I have ever played in my life. It was immaculate. It was beautiful. It was tough! Here is a picture of the 18th green approaching the club house. This is one of the only times I didn’t lose a ball in the water.
Although I was playing on an elite course, I was the least bit inspired by my game. Because I was playing with preachers, I had to control my temper and not throw my clubs (just kidding). I played the worst golf game I have played in my life. I think I lost $30 dollars worth of golf balls. The only reason the other pastors were so good at golf is because they never stay in their offices:)
If you would like to buy my clubs I will make you a good deal. I think I am going to start playing tennis.